NSXT2 Sucks
Chris, the guy I share an apartment with are thinking about starting a joint blogventure. The working title is "NSXT2 Sucks, but Mel Gibson Rules." It's basically going to be a running diary of why online tournament poker pro Todd "NSXT2" Arnold- Paradise Poker's ambassador- sucks, with the occassional inappropriate Mel Gibson quote spliced in. Admittedly, he's not too keen on the latter half of the venture, but I'm convinced he'll come around.
Background:
Chris is a sweet No Limit player. If he were a superhero or X-man or something, he'd be an "empath." He's got an innate ability to get inside somebody's head almost immediately at a poker table, and intuit exactly what he's doing any why. Like all gifted NL players, he can figure an opponent out quickly, and completely dismantle him in moments, usually with a well timed call down or by hyper-aggressively pushing a big hand, knowing he's going to be looked up.
More than anything, Chris hates tournament players. He's a member of the Barry Greenstein school of poker: "If you can beat a cash game, why are you playing in tournaments? Answer: because you can't beat a cash game, and you're foolishly hoping the increased variance of escalating blinds will allow you to negate certain skill advantages good players hold over you." I agree. Tournaments are- as far as equity goes- usually a waste of time. Tournament players, therefore, are pretty fucking stupid. If a player can beat a cash game, he can make exponentially more money playing in cash games than he can playing tournaments. It's just common sense.
(I'll admit, there are certain tournaments where a good player's EV is high enough to MAYBE justify playing in them. For example, big online rebuy tournaments where most of the field has qualified via satellite. These satellite players are less prone to rebuy, and some even refuse to add-on at the first break. This creates a huge overlay for the good player willing to play properly and accumulate chips who plans to rebuy/add-on; there's so much dead money at the break that any solid player's EV is HUGE. Even so, the circumstances have to be almost perfect, and they too rarely are. Also, the quality of play in big satellites that have super-satellite qualifiers is usually SO atrocious that playing is worthwhile if you want to qualify for a big event, like the WSOP ME or a WPT event.)
Paradise Poker's resident "Ambassador" is a guy named Todd Arnold, who plays under the handle NSXT2. He's a pretty good tournament player who has had very good results on various sites. Chris hates him. He hates everything about him. He hates his blog, he hates his name, and most of all he hates the fact that he plays tournaments and still thinks he's a superior player. Half the time Chris gets drunk, he just starts railing on and on about how stupid NSXT2 is. I might have him write a guest blogentry here so you can understand the white-hot-hate he feels for the man. It's pretty telling that one of the 2 or 3 most common jokes heard around the house is some randomly disparaging comment about Todd "NSXT2" Arnold.
So, in order to prove how much tournament players suck, Chris plays a tournament or two a week. He's considering going on a tournament rampage, just to prove any good cash NL player can slaughter the tournament circuit, and that he's better than Todd Fucking Arnold. To prove his point, he joined a 100 person 125+15 WSOP qualifier. He lead pretty much wire to wire, and won a prize package consisting of a $1500 WSOP buy-in, a 10K WSOP ME buy-in, and $2500 pocket money. (Sweetly enough, second place earned exactly nothing.) If Chris gets off his ass and starts playing the online tournament circuit with a vengeance, I'll start blogging his results, and making fun of Todd "NSXT2" Arnold as much as possible. If it happens, it should be up within the next month or so.
Fun Mel Gibson quote for the day:
"I want to kill him. I want his intestines on a stick. ... I want to kill his dog."- Mel Gibson, referring to NY Times columnist Frank Rich. Frank Rich does not have a dog.
Wouldn't Lethal Weapon have been so much better if Martin Riggs had been not just a semi-suicidal and crazy police officer, but a violent anti-semite as well? Imagine the possibilities...
Martin Riggs: Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it? The prospect of waking up in the morning and eliminating the entire fucking Jewish population in this country! And the idea of escalating conflict between the Middle East and Isreal, and the outside chance that some crazy fucking Islamic despot might blow Israel right off the fucking map!!
Gee, Mel, tell us how you REALLY feel....
Background:
Chris is a sweet No Limit player. If he were a superhero or X-man or something, he'd be an "empath." He's got an innate ability to get inside somebody's head almost immediately at a poker table, and intuit exactly what he's doing any why. Like all gifted NL players, he can figure an opponent out quickly, and completely dismantle him in moments, usually with a well timed call down or by hyper-aggressively pushing a big hand, knowing he's going to be looked up.
More than anything, Chris hates tournament players. He's a member of the Barry Greenstein school of poker: "If you can beat a cash game, why are you playing in tournaments? Answer: because you can't beat a cash game, and you're foolishly hoping the increased variance of escalating blinds will allow you to negate certain skill advantages good players hold over you." I agree. Tournaments are- as far as equity goes- usually a waste of time. Tournament players, therefore, are pretty fucking stupid. If a player can beat a cash game, he can make exponentially more money playing in cash games than he can playing tournaments. It's just common sense.
(I'll admit, there are certain tournaments where a good player's EV is high enough to MAYBE justify playing in them. For example, big online rebuy tournaments where most of the field has qualified via satellite. These satellite players are less prone to rebuy, and some even refuse to add-on at the first break. This creates a huge overlay for the good player willing to play properly and accumulate chips who plans to rebuy/add-on; there's so much dead money at the break that any solid player's EV is HUGE. Even so, the circumstances have to be almost perfect, and they too rarely are. Also, the quality of play in big satellites that have super-satellite qualifiers is usually SO atrocious that playing is worthwhile if you want to qualify for a big event, like the WSOP ME or a WPT event.)
Paradise Poker's resident "Ambassador" is a guy named Todd Arnold, who plays under the handle NSXT2. He's a pretty good tournament player who has had very good results on various sites. Chris hates him. He hates everything about him. He hates his blog, he hates his name, and most of all he hates the fact that he plays tournaments and still thinks he's a superior player. Half the time Chris gets drunk, he just starts railing on and on about how stupid NSXT2 is. I might have him write a guest blogentry here so you can understand the white-hot-hate he feels for the man. It's pretty telling that one of the 2 or 3 most common jokes heard around the house is some randomly disparaging comment about Todd "NSXT2" Arnold.
So, in order to prove how much tournament players suck, Chris plays a tournament or two a week. He's considering going on a tournament rampage, just to prove any good cash NL player can slaughter the tournament circuit, and that he's better than Todd Fucking Arnold. To prove his point, he joined a 100 person 125+15 WSOP qualifier. He lead pretty much wire to wire, and won a prize package consisting of a $1500 WSOP buy-in, a 10K WSOP ME buy-in, and $2500 pocket money. (Sweetly enough, second place earned exactly nothing.) If Chris gets off his ass and starts playing the online tournament circuit with a vengeance, I'll start blogging his results, and making fun of Todd "NSXT2" Arnold as much as possible. If it happens, it should be up within the next month or so.
Fun Mel Gibson quote for the day:
"I want to kill him. I want his intestines on a stick. ... I want to kill his dog."- Mel Gibson, referring to NY Times columnist Frank Rich. Frank Rich does not have a dog.
Wouldn't Lethal Weapon have been so much better if Martin Riggs had been not just a semi-suicidal and crazy police officer, but a violent anti-semite as well? Imagine the possibilities...
Martin Riggs: Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it? The prospect of waking up in the morning and eliminating the entire fucking Jewish population in this country! And the idea of escalating conflict between the Middle East and Isreal, and the outside chance that some crazy fucking Islamic despot might blow Israel right off the fucking map!!
Gee, Mel, tell us how you REALLY feel....