"Serves you right, you little shit"

I recently heard a story about a teenage girl who smashed her car up, and invented an unconvincing and utterly contrived story to explain her behavior, and the condition of her car. And it got me thinking....




True or False:

Typical TeenageGirls are morally and intellectually MOST similar to toddlers.

True.

Mommy: "Bobby, did you steal a cookie?"

Bobby: "No."

Mommy: "Well, how did the cookie jar get knocked over?"

Bobby: "Squirrel."

Mommy: "Then why are there crumbs on your hands and face?"

Bobby: "I caught the squirrel and petted and kissed the squirrel and let go the squirrel outside."

Mommy: "Bobby, admit to mommy that you're a fucking liar"

Bobby: "But I swear I swear I swear I PROMISE!"

Mommy: "Shut the fuck up, Bobby. Where are you going? Get over here and take your goddamned medicine. You know what we do to little boys who lie? We hit them in the throat. Can't lie now, can you, ya' little faggot?"

Bobby: "*cough cough sputter*"

Mommy: "That's better..."