Drunken Braggart
One of my good friends is a pretty sweet poker player. He's also a pretty sweet drinker. When I left him last night, he was at least 2.75 sheets to the wind, if not all 3.
I awoke to the folliwing IMs:
Wang'sFriend: there is a highlighted 10/20 nl table at full tilt, a pro named gregfbtmueller is playing, i am up 1500 on him... he raised to 60 preflop, i called with a10 off, came off 778, he bet 120 i called, came off jack, i bet ahead 225, he raised to 700, i insta-pushed he folded...
Wang'sFriend: he is super shitty
(time passes)
Wang'sFriend: up 3000 now
Wang'sFriend: gregfbtmueller: "you don't miss much, do you?" wang'sfriend: "no, you are terrible"
Wang'sFriend: he is super shitty
I figure I have to include a little poker, just to keep up appearances. If I can help it, you won't get anything about my personal exploits unless it's
a) incredibly interesting (fat chance)
b) very, very stupid on my part (more likely)
In a drunken haze last night, I placed the following bets:
Udonis Haslem, Points+Reb, o/u 16.5 OVER
Tayshaun Prince, Points+Assists, o/u 21.5 OVER
Cardinals at Padres CARDINALS (-140)
Gimme 'da loot.
I awoke to the folliwing IMs:
Wang'sFriend: there is a highlighted 10/20 nl table at full tilt, a pro named gregfbtmueller is playing, i am up 1500 on him... he raised to 60 preflop, i called with a10 off, came off 778, he bet 120 i called, came off jack, i bet ahead 225, he raised to 700, i insta-pushed he folded...
Wang'sFriend: he is super shitty
(time passes)
Wang'sFriend: up 3000 now
Wang'sFriend: gregfbtmueller: "you don't miss much, do you?" wang'sfriend: "no, you are terrible"
Wang'sFriend: he is super shitty
I figure I have to include a little poker, just to keep up appearances. If I can help it, you won't get anything about my personal exploits unless it's
a) incredibly interesting (fat chance)
b) very, very stupid on my part (more likely)
In a drunken haze last night, I placed the following bets:
Udonis Haslem, Points+Reb, o/u 16.5 OVER
Tayshaun Prince, Points+Assists, o/u 21.5 OVER
Cardinals at Padres CARDINALS (-140)
Gimme 'da loot.
posted by Derek at 2:03 PM
1 Comments:
Dutch gave me a holler a while back.
I'd like to encourage anyone who has EVER read this blog to comment, because I'm considering saying "fuck it" to the whole thing. I have a feeling like 3 of my friends, and 3 people from FCP read this. It's about what I expected, but still not enough to justify continuing.
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